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Though Demotivational Poster


THOUGHTS - The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory...


TAGS: thought lost unfamiliar territory
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 4:00 pm
Logic isn't EVERYBODY'S strong point, Mr Spock.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 10:24 pm
What if you thought your ancestors fucked monkeys?
Rick69 - January 1, 2012, 12:24 am
That is true, "Faith without a base is as good as anybody's guess". Thus I believe healthy amount of curiosity and understanding is key; especially when it comes to religion.
CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:41 pm
That would explain a lot of the religious folks who go through life believing everything their religious leader of choice tells them without ever questioning him/her


MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY -


TAGS: religion deep thought
Rating: 4.24/5

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Pikeman - June 3, 2013, 8:34 am
Adam and Eve were genetically perfect after thousands of generations and misprints called mutations entered the genome God said you have to go a little farther to find mates.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 7:52 pm
Not that most people will bother reading this but, Adam and Eve were the first people ever created, not the only people ever created.
djinnyf - April 29, 2011, 5:39 pm
Both! xx
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm
Funny poster by the way, 5 Apes!
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm
I'm afraid it just means you don't have your facts right, you need to read up on biblical history (and not just what your priest wanted you to know). All he wanted was to get in your pants anyhow.....


BONDAGE -


TAGS: another find that i thought was funny
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Mock26 - February 12, 2012, 5:35 pm
Image is photoshopped. Cats undergoing surgery are often tied down to the table to immobilize the body.
tonims - January 5, 2012, 10:21 pm
normal people thats who...not cowards that cant actually take on someone their own size. punk bitches hurt animals. weak low life poor excuses for a human thats who dont care. the rest of us do n u need therapy loser
tonims - January 5, 2012, 10:19 pm
nasty ass is what u b.
mattboy115 - February 1, 2011, 5:40 pm
Cat: Yes. YES. YES!!!
CANADA - March 19, 2010, 12:05 am
who cares, its just a cat.
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 10:07 pm
I hope that cat pooped on his bed, peed on his wheaties, and barfed in his shoes...all that before he clawed his.....
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:12 pm
That's just mean


WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...


ARACHNOPHOBIA -


TAGS: couldnt help myself i do hate spiders though
Rating: 4.26/5

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GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:20 pm
you know, I have to agree. good idea
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
reason is right
Reason - March 16, 2010, 6:35 pm
I would have went with arachnophilia.


NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

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jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: sleep thoughts insomnia never hammy
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:22 am
You will notice by the time at when I wrote this, I have a long night ahead of me.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:41 am
thanks Ice :D and New guy :D
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:40 am
Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) photo won't help matters even if I tried.
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 9:42 pm
Nice work Hamster.


POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.




A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


JAPAN 11-03-2011 -


TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

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rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out Rape of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am
Douche.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm
Don't bring up shit from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm
Amen


DEEP THOUGHT - can be quite harmful. You might just probe a little too deep.




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


FREEDOM OF THOUGHT - is useless without freedom of speech


TAGS: freedom speech gagged thought tied
Rating: 4.31/5

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Amren - August 1, 2011, 10:48 am
That's for sure. Which is why I love this website. There will be a time when this site will no longer exist because somebody got their feelings hurt. Guaranteed.
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 12:01 am
ok...I'll start. A pretty girl, bound & gagged? That gives me a Happy
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 9:35 pm
You´re right, but I think that ain´t much better than be able to talk against Islam in Yemen, you can do it if you dare but you know something bad will happen to you... it isn´t a real freedom of speech
440wakeup - July 31, 2011, 6:13 pm
The pursuit of happiness.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 2:12 pm

OK folks, It is just a poster, no need for political commentary. Lets move along.
Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:07 pm
Also...people talk about how what someone else does "violates their 1st Amendment Right". That Amendment only prohibits "the making of laws that impede" free speech. What private citizens do to each other is a different story.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:08 am
The First Amendment only protects political speech.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:07 am
Might makes right.
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Well, that´s part of the freedom of speech, be able to express yourself and have the certainty you´ll be safe
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:45 am
Thanks... advice taken, hope to make it better next time
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Let's not forget that in the end, just because a person can shoot off their mouth/'arms, doesn't make them right
Amren - July 30, 2011, 11:50 am
True. But Freedom of Speech is useless without the Freedom to Protect yourself, i.e. The Second Amendment. What are you going to do when they try to silence you? Yell at them?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:56 am
Poster's OK but take a few more seconds and crop the picture next time..


I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.


TAGS: rubiks cube easy way out bet you wish youd thought of that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:05 pm

Have you seen the 2010 version? electronic
MrBlack - March 15, 2010, 10:00 pm
Funny, I broke mine apart then reassembled it. Though I remember the instructions havin things like "move this square from top right to bottom left of the top side without disturbin any of the other sides". Wtf? Batman couldn't solve that riddle.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:32 pm
Well done, BoR.... indeed.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 12:03 pm
Once again, Ron triumphs over the most complex problems with his artistic abilities. Well done BoR.


CALM -


TAGS: relax surf lull sharkbait thoughts
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:18 pm
Well, I just finished the spacedog, Sho, 5150 tour. I’m rather moist.


THINKING - I used to think I was indecisive... But now I'm not too sure


TAGS: i thought i was indecisive
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 1:19 pm
Thanks :D Much appreciated
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 11:22 am
funny 5L


ECCENTRICITIES -




NEGATIVITY -


TAGS: path to ruin is made by negative thoughts
Rating: 4.5/5

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5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:10 am
so anyways, when do you hit the road, Aggy?


DEEP THOUGHTS -


TAGS: deep thoughts stockholm syndrome
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - June 7, 2015, 11:12 am
Good show... I guess I must now uphold my end of the bargain.


Reality -


TAGS: just a thought
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:49 am
Thanks.
GaryO - December 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
well this is gorgeous


IN JUST THREE WORDS - I Can Sum Up Everything I've Learned About Life It Goes On


TAGS: deep thought life
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by mommakaboom

mommakaboom - October 2, 2012, 10:52 pm
I guess when life ends...I won't know that's it's not goin' on...Til then...I'll live by this lesson...Works well for me...
EmilioDumphque - October 2, 2012, 2:25 pm
No, it doesn't. One of the BIG points of life is that it ends! Get busy livin'!
mariand - October 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
jeez... Missy, this is so typical ... can't you get away of that pattern?...hehehe
MissPriss - October 2, 2012, 11:52 am
Great Poster mommakaboom your work is beautiful but I'm an odd cookie and have to ask...where DID she get those shoes?!!!!! Me wants!
mariand - October 2, 2012, 11:35 am
well said...


MY BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: and i thought i was hard of hearing
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 6:10 pm
Are we having a cease fire? I'm peaceful at heart. Pizza and tacos, and word to yo momma.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:01 pm
See poster 87400 for the consequences of touching another motifam members food, especially their bacon or waffles.
Jurtje - May 26, 2010, 5:58 pm
All I'll say is the poster is high-rated and some people did actually credit him. But this isn't really my kind of thing, I don't like to come across as a whining ass, so I guess I'll just rob you guys of all your food.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
Bacon, waffles and pecan pie? Mmmmmmmm Sounds good to me!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:01 pm
Don't we usually talk about pastry or desserts or something delicious at this time? Oh yeah... Pecan Pie! (eat THAT, Phydeaux.)
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
O really, ok i guess i forgot to say bacon...... and that i stole the Waffles phrase from MWLF (i believe) so sue me!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
But Faceplant... this is fun! You're a mean dad.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:54 pm
WAFFLES NUFF SAID!!!!!!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:52 pm
Okay, but we never credited Bone with writing the joke. Which you seem to assume we are doing.
Jurtje - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm
Tunnel vision in people whom you'd expect to be smart in some sort of way. Same here, you didn't wonder how I knew bash invented it, you assumed I thought so, which I never said. People with poor reasoning skills, that's the fail I'm talking about.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:17 am
We were just wondering why you are so fired up about jokes from other sites. And we were wondering how you knew that bash invented it. What fail are you talking about?
Jurtje - May 26, 2010, 10:15 am
Preferred site? No, it could've been posted anywhere. Is it just me or are all you guys troubled by tunnel vision? All you seem to read is bash.org and /ignore the rest. Sorry to say it, but you bring the fail.
MO - May 24, 2010, 10:58 pm
Almost forgot....GOOOO FLYERS!!!!
MO - May 24, 2010, 10:57 pm
Yo Jurtle! If Bash is your preferred site, head on over. You have a chance or two left to make some funny. If not you can make like a tree and.....bite me.
rerun - May 24, 2010, 7:34 pm

wow, I guess that knock-knock jokes are taboo because they could have also been on bash.org?
Jurtje - May 24, 2010, 5:32 pm
Of course not, but it is the way it got known to the public, and most likely the place it got ripped from. Is bash replies the only thing you people are good at? Do I have to hold your hands through each and every reply?
TheTrashHeap - May 23, 2010, 5:11 pm
And you actually believe that joke originated on bash.org?
Jurtje - May 23, 2010, 4:44 pm
Look at it this way, it's the exact same joke with a picture attached. I'm not bashing the guy, just saying this doesn't deserve any creative credit.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 7:12 pm
what was first? bash or bone? and who cares?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 7:10 pm
Oh, holy cow! Somebody get the interpol! A joke has been retold, people... This is what we've prepared for! Man the cannons! Arms at the ready! Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes!
Jurtje - May 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Too bad it's just a ripped joke from bash. http://bash.org/?894647
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 8:15 pm
As an owner of a Rolex, I approve. 5 perpetual movements.
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 6:57 pm
5Ls, nice work Bone.
forseti - April 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
I follow my previous speakers
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 4:10 pm
5 Golden Rolexs for you!
GreyScorpion - April 13, 2010, 4:05 pm
LOL!! I wanna watch too!! 5L
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 4:02 pm
Excellent! 5!


MUSIC -


TAGS: music thoughts pure soul hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 9:29 pm
thank you
forseti - November 15, 2010, 6:59 pm
5+fav!
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 5:18 pm
I don't know thank you though.
MrDurden - November 13, 2010, 10:27 am
How do you keep coming up with awesome posters like this?
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:09 am
That's the best way to create.
Hawamleh - November 13, 2010, 12:07 am
they just pop into my mind and i rush to the computer.. I had this thought while memorizing all the things that define citizenship.. damn social studies exam..
agdaniele - November 13, 2010, 12:02 am
Thank YOU... for keepin' them coming strong.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 11:54 pm
Thank you
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 11:49 pm
Very nice.


THE UNKNOWN - The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.




THAT PAIN IN YOUR CHEST... - is going to get a lot worse than you initially thought.




INCOMPETENCE - "The erection of the new statue, I thought you said take a picture of the.... forget it..."




Random Thoughts -




PEACE -




NAVY TRUISM - There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky


TAGS: your thought for the day
Rating: 4.57/5

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5150monkeylove - October 15, 2010, 10:23 am
I personally watched 2 planes go into the drink. Airman, I apologize, I accidentally hit 3 when I was going for the 5. no more early morning voting for me...
Airman - May 26, 2010, 2:15 pm
@Dive.. a lot accumulated down there during WWII.. not just our navy's.. it was well spread out
Airman - May 26, 2010, 2:14 pm
the poor geese LOL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 1:59 pm
ROR! Owned by the resident hound!
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 1:39 pm
No. But they crashed quite a few submarines into flocks of geese!
Divemedic - May 26, 2010, 1:38 pm
So you are saying the Navy has crashed a lot of Planes into the Ocean?


HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS - never looked this good.




POTENTIAL -




JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!


TAGS: regeneration i thought only namekians could do that shit is goku like dragon ball jesus i wonder
Rating: 4.24/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
It caught me by suprise..I almost spit my drink all over my monitor when I started laughing.
heathentod - May 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
OMG (no pun intended)! I love it! 5Ls fo sho!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Oh, ok... I see. Thought you were drudging up some memories.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:44 pm
Safe for work, I mean...I think.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Safe?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:39 pm
If Jesus' junk isn't safe, who's is? lol
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:30 pm
THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Magnificent!


DEEP THOUGHTS -




OH SHIT -


TAGS: i found this and thought it might be worth posting here
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 6:00 pm
Nope, I sure didn't. :)


HOW TO EAT A FROG -


TAGS: leap frog dirty thoughts treefrog
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:10 am
OH, Gawd! LMFAO….dizzy now. This hit me just right. 5L


"THINK NOISY AND COLORFULLY, OR YOU'RE NOT ALIVE" - - Mel Brooks


TAGS: life thought imagination
Rating: 4.93/5

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Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 2:11 am
Young Frankenstein, greatness.


interjection -


TAGS: train thought interruption crash
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 27, 2014, 10:37 am
Lol
spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:24 pm
Testing
spacedog - February 22, 2014, 11:46 am
This is BANG on. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2013, 9:27 pm
Haha!
Oldsod - December 21, 2013, 7:25 am
Yesss...Unfortunately, Cynic, now I have Schoolhouse Rock stuck in my head...a mashup of "Conjunction Junction" and "Interjections/show excitement/and emotion/halleluiah/halleluiah."
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:23 pm
Now THAT’S a visual!


KEEP YOUR SOUL DARLING - im not looking for a soul mate just a good time




IN BETWEEN -


TAGS: thoughts and wonder
Rating: 3.95/5

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lesterinside - March 23, 2010, 1:54 am
*****5L*****


3D -




bam -


TAGS: thoughts dirty sexy imagination interpretation
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 7:52 pm
You taught me well sir...yes indeed Mr. Gary!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:32 am
yes you do...oh yes...you do


SHROOMS NEED SOME TLC -




HEART THEM -




LOST IN THOUGHT - It's a natural thing We all get lost in unfamiliar territory


TAGS: lost in thought
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - August 17, 2012, 10:58 am
and you say that right after you shoo them off of your lawn
M0rd3kaI - August 17, 2012, 7:40 am
A silver flute is nothing without a tune... even though you're out of tune... quite a bit... ear bleedingly out of tune... You still have a better tune than most.
rerun - August 16, 2012, 10:06 pm

Some people say I have let myself go, I just say I have added character in my golden years.
M0rd3kaI - August 16, 2012, 8:57 pm
I think I used a picture of you in your younger days too
rerun - August 16, 2012, 8:23 pm

Happens to me everyday.
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:54 pm
Oh... well in that case I'll have to say: Sorry For Party Rockin'
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 3:49 pm
It would be "Hammertime" except for this minor inconvenient fact: You Can't Touch This!...
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:43 pm
Hahaha, didn't notice that either... until just now, although somewhat out of rhythm... "It's Hammertime!"
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 3:37 pm
Nah, it's good... Besides, I just noticed both of our avatars are wearing sun-glasses... And groovin' out...!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 2:52 pm
......... bugger... and I did the research to see if this one was not already made... oh well, slightly different wording and a different pic can get you far XD thanks
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 2:19 pm
He he he, Kai, I knew I would rub off on you... You are taking after me... #146227... He he he... ;D


ENABLE THE NEEDY -


TAGS: deep stair thoughts
Rating: 4.71/5

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Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
made that trip more than once.


THE LAST THOUGHT -


TAGS: last thought
Rating: 4.7/5

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gas - July 21, 2011, 4:38 am
thanks :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:45 pm
5 fresh pairs.


WEAPONS - One Kills One Creates Both Should Be Discharged Safely


TAGS: oops i thought i was shooting blanks
Rating: 4.18/5

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almostkassie - December 23, 2011, 3:44 am
Not as funny when you know all the hell he put her through. And that he got custody of the kids despite that one claimed to be molested and the other was put through genital mutilation by him. THAT is the "demotivational" part of it all.
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 2:44 pm
Nice, battle helmets help in both instances


MY FIRST INTELLIGENT THOUGHT - Eww excuse me...just another brain fart.




JUST A THOUGHT - When you give a donkey a shot, is the needle a pain in the ass?


TAGS: donkey thought vet
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
wishful thinking?
ICEMAN - October 1, 2010, 8:21 pm
Naw, all you get is a drunk donkey - and Moooooooooooooo excited.
rerun - September 25, 2010, 6:30 am

nice


SELF-EXPRESSION -




Deep Thoughts -


TAGS: thoughts
Rating: 3.15/5

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Errrr - July 24, 2009, 7:12 am
It probably is :-/
Sean - January 3, 2009, 2:26 am
Notice how Clinton and Cubbybear both start with the letter "C" -- and a captialized one at that! That can't be a coincidence, can it?


Articulating Dissent -


TAGS: dissent freedom thought anarchy compensation
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 27, 2014, 10:35 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - July 27, 2014, 8:18 am

real nice mr greybeard


Loose Change -


TAGS: loose change coins pennies are for your thoughts they don t really listen to
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:31 pm
When the value of a dollar was defined as one twentieth of an ounce of gold a penny was worth something.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 20, 2013, 6:25 pm
Tried the train thing before, but not the slingshot.... yet.
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 6:15 pm

Pennies make decent slingshot ammo. Also, stacking a penny on a nickle and having a train run over both of them is kinda cool.


PERSPECTIVE - Sometimes, the only opinion that matters is your own.




JUST A THOUGHT - Can you imagine how the TSA would react to this ?




HOME SCHOOLING -


TAGS: 102 3 on nhl 94 though and he will never take that away from me
Rating: 4.15/5

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CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again


HUMILITY -


TAGS: ithingican ithinkican i dammit ithoughticouldbutithasamindofitsown
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:34 am
5 and a fav!
spacedog - April 11, 2010, 2:36 am
Very nice. 5 along for the ride.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 12:23 am
Sweet! 5L


MERRY CHRISTMAS! - I hope it's the right size.




THOUGHT - A thought is like a knife: you can use it to butter a slice of bread or to cut your throat. Strangely, most people prefer the second option.




MILEY - Following in the great traditions of all those that have gone before her.




THOUGHTS -


TAGS: thoughts
Rating: 3.36/5

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RON - June 19, 2009, 3:53 pm
Thx Bone...just got back from the Philippines...did enjoy my month and half there...did miss water and elect...lol...
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:41 pm
Welcome back!!!


SPARTANS -




FLOWER POWER -


TAGS: hippie day blah thoughtful coward
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
And this is back when there weren't tazers!


ART - Unfortunately, It Imitates Life




ZEITGEIST THE MOVIE -


TAGS: reality abstract sense philosophy science psychology inteligence life thoughts thought mind brain everything psyche psy senses perception secret ethic morality moral esthetic art time space theory idea vision visualisation truth critics motivational demot
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Read this comment over and over until you figure it out. Tunnelgeist = 1
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:39 am
Zeitgeist was awesome. Obama's continuing the doctrine. Wee, we're all going to hell for complacency.
Porcelina - January 8, 2009, 9:00 pm
People just don't want to accept the truth
Fatty - January 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
99% of the people here won't understand or would refuse to believe. But yes, good statement!


THE END - Everything has an end... even if it's not the end as you thought about...


TAGS: end thought everything
Rating: 4.74/5

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mariand - July 19, 2011, 7:32 pm
correction approved... thanks
rerun - July 19, 2011, 7:29 pm

Home run, 5L


TRIBUTE TO THE PEOPLE BEHIND -


TAGS: tribute people behind scenes thought
Rating: 4.38/5

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motifayk - August 22, 2011, 2:30 am
Wanted to say this. Photos are from an ad campaign by a German job website jobsintown which says life is too short for the wrong job. Saying because I feel that the collage of about 7 pics looks very confusing. Look closely :-)


LEAVING - The worst part is wondering if anyone will bother to miss you when you're gone




MIDNIGHT -


TAGS: midnight assignment and original thoughts from yours truly
Rating: 4.3/5

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Neener - October 13, 2010, 8:56 pm
This is amsome!
rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:10 pm

a young SH, but I see it as well
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 6:59 pm
She reminds me of Susannah Hoffs
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:10 am
Awesome!
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:56 pm
Don't you mean "boob"? Lol.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 11:46 pm
We've all been there before.
erock - February 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
awesome produceman. 5vcr's for you
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 11:38 pm
sheer awesome. 5 boob jobs


LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.


TAGS: this girl is the lighter and a hotter girl would be my bottle opener never really had to explain my motifakes to this detail before guess i was gone longer than i thought
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by pieman

RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:09 pm
I have a sudden urge to take up smoking.
BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 9:06 pm
Very nice Pie! Buns of steel...just sayin'


DAYDREAMING -


TAGS: snow day shoveling and idle thoughts
Rating: 4.21/5

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myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:36 pm
cool, looks like a butt


VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIALS -


TAGS: straight rip off from the onion but i thought it was cute
Rating: 4/5

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Me_ - April 7, 2010, 2:37 pm
free margarita with a little GHB
CANADA - February 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
LOL @ the free margarita


LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! -


TAGS: look at the space though
Rating: 3.92/5

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lesterinside - March 16, 2010, 8:41 pm
that is SPARTA!!!!!!
spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:15 pm
Nice one Grim, 5Ls.


AGDANIELE -




PREJUDICE -


TAGS: a preconceived attitude opinion or feeling usually negative formed without adequate knowledge thought or reason
Rating: 3.73/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:32 pm
lol. i just found multiple demotivational poster of this image running the same theme, something kicked in and i decided to do the opposite and play around a bit.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
Uhmmm, I'll go with: deer poo is exempted from the law of gravity, for some reason not addressed by the text of the poster(?).


IT NEVER ENDS -


TAGS: and i thought i had lots of haters yesterday
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 2:05 am
question answered..Thanks Space
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:34 am
LOL! Sweeeet! Although, checking my basement, Ithink I found the crappy motifake burial site.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:30 am
Yikes! It was my first attempt with MS Paint. HA!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:26 pm
This one is a diamond in the rough. Nice one space!
MrRandom - August 17, 2009, 12:36 am
Careful. They're listening
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 12:33 am
We'll have to see. Next month's challenge might have an all tunnels day. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Forget I said that.
agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 11:36 am
As long as you rank above the tunnels, you're gold!


EMPTINESS -


TAGS: and you thought there was this epic connection
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
This is great. Wicked. 5L


YOUR NAME -


TAGS: thought there was an n in there
Rating: 3.33/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - May 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
Whoops, grammar fail.
pieman - May 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Damn. It is not very nice to talk to your mom that way. Do as I say not as I do. 5L.
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:13 pm
Think cut? Wow... I haven't been called that since gradeschool.


WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!! - CUZ. I'd really like to thank him/her and Tell them good looking out.




I NEVER THOUGHT SHE WOULD WEAR THAT! - Ok, you won the bet Woody.




LAZINESS FAIL - ...On second thought, I think it's a win




CAN AN ATHEIST -


TAGS: just a thought
Rating: 2.76/5

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Widow9669 - July 5, 2010, 11:57 pm
The answer is "NO". There is no 'Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick' Insurance.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 6:25 pm
That and i love saying Begot, begat, begot, begat.....
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:24 pm
That didn't go over your head...I was beginning to wo0nder if anyone got that!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
If you took all the folklore and contradiction out or the bible that'a all it would say...begot, begat, begot, begat.........
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 3:17 pm
...one question begets sooo many more.
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:51 pm
Crap, I five'd my own picture off the home page. :(
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:32 pm
If Atheism IS Insurance against 'Acts of God' do Insurance companies change that to 'Acts of 'Yer Fucked''?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:04 pm
Atheism IS insurance against "acts of god".
DrEvo82 - August 24, 2009, 2:01 pm
"If your face was square, any razor would do."


WRONG - Why are you looking at this, you sick bastard?




REALITY - Because 'reality' makes sense...




LIFE - Its not something that has to do with calculations about cheap things




Cremation -


TAGS: cremation thoughts options death fire
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - July 7, 2013, 1:50 pm
Don't forget Vikings...(The ones NOT from Minnesota.)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:54 pm
Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism and Sikhism mandate cremation. These aren't tribal religions. Also the Han Chinese are required to cremate by communist law in China.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:19 pm
For some reason your comment made me want to go pick up some fried chicken? Have no idea why...teehee. Thanks ghoul.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:17 pm
I do know that throughout history for many native tribes and clans, cremation was and still is the norm for burial rites.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:15 pm
Ah a fellow member inspired by the slightly weird and morbid...glad to know I'm not the only one. Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:53 pm
Awe5ome, Priss. It actually inspired me to make one I've been working on for a while. Didn't know how to word it, oddly enough, till now. bwahaha!
motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:34 am
Some religions do it as a standard practice, I believe.
falloutghoul - July 5, 2013, 9:22 am
And roa5t in5ide it.


Hidden -


TAGS: i searched the world over and i thought wrong
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - March 30, 2014, 8:58 pm
Gawd...I'm at teh age now where if I don't put stuff in the same place each time (usually cargo pockets), I'll never find it. 5'd and Faved!
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:07 pm
A 5L Greeny for not mentioning the time I managed to lock all 3 keys in the car, with it running and of course locked. Dammit, did I just type that out loud?
Airman - March 30, 2014, 1:26 pm
a great way to annoy others is to find your car in a big parking lot by hitting the panic button on your remote
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 11:41 am
Ha! Keys are the worst. Well except for the one time I couldn't find the car. Lost my 5hit that day.


Thought of the Day -




Advice -


TAGS: thoughts words alone people
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:23 am
kinda like smoking pot...you gotta start carrying a recorder around with you...teehee
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:21 am
Aw, thanks ma'am.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 7:58 pm
and that's a really savory alone time...wish I could just remember those words
lgvernon - March 11, 2014, 12:48 pm

Gorgeous, Prissy. Simply gorgeous. 5L


Better Silent & Thought a Fool -




Ummm -




Bizarre Trivia -


TAGS: sex and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


A Matter of Time -




Killing time -


TAGS: parody garyo deep thoughts vegging
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:05 pm
HAH! 5L/fav
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:44 pm
Dog! I thought it was one of the old, er, senior farts creations until I scroll down and saw your name...too funny


WIND -




COLD -


TAGS: ran great for awhile though
Rating: 4.77/5

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Iconoclast - November 20, 2010, 11:25 pm
Beautiful picture!!


SEAN'S MOTIFAKES - don't just happen there's a process


TAGS: it takes some thought
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sean - March 27, 2014, 9:39 pm
And that ain't it. What you there is my post post routine! So there!
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
BaZinga!! 5L


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